You made it this far! Proud of you. Hope you enjoy this, cause like otherwise it's a pretty shit birthday present i guess.

But in case you're still enjoying this, I thought that this is my chance to finally slip in some educational life advice for you. As in: in order to know what to do next, you have to watch the following youtube video. And carefully listen! Shhhhh, I only have the best for you in mind! Promise!

so, like at some point in the video one of the narrators says:

"you complaining about your job
you complaining about where you are financially
you complain about your relationships
you complain about your opportunities
you complaining, complaining, complaining"
listen to me, you murmuring and complaining
you complaining, complaining, complaining"
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now it's your turn! he then exclaims TWO WORDS, really loudly! like he yealls a bit! two words! you got them? then click this link, and enter the two words in the username and password links (no punctuation, only the words themselves, no capitals etc)!